The Tiger Lillies - William lyrics

William you fool Don't you know cards are banned William you fool Can't you deal a straight hand We've read your school reports And teacher's agreed You deal in stolen goods And invest with the Leeds We are a rotten disease We steal what we want When we please There's stock on the market And there's land to deal So finish your schooling And then it's for real You're showing promise now Please play it straight And only steal things Approved by the State We are a rotten disease We steal what we want When we please Oh we are a rotten disease We steal what we want When we please Oh we are a rotten disease We steal what we want When we please