The Teenage Runaways - Prostituting Parenthood lyrics

You have philosophers deep in thought Your quest for parenthood seems like a long shot Why did you develop a soft spot? You could have just left me in a mail slot What happened to all of those second thoughts? Just because you and your parents fought doesn't mean that your love has to be bought My cause of birth is plastered all over your mugshots I was formed in the blind spot of the downtown McDonald's parking lot It seems as though s** education was one of the many things you weren't taught A condom was something that must've been forgot You should've found a guy who was willing to tie the knot Not a guy who sells pot Your choice of men comes in a very wide selection, It doesn't matter on the size of the erection, It doesn't matter on the place of injection, It doesn't matter if he uses protection, It doesn't matter if he gives you an infection, All that matters is his money collection As you start an inspection of yourself in the mirror The reflection that stares back is perfection You never understand why normal people won't walk in your general direction You grasp everyone's attention as you itch yourself like you've got a urinary track infection Men give you a disgusted expression as they a**ume your profession Your body is your self deception You've become your own murder weapon As you sit in aggression through your weekly therapy session you think to yourself that it's too bad that someone didn't teach you a lesson You should've made a connection earlier on in your life Since now your recollection of everything you've ever experienced is sectioned off like a quarantine zone You had your chance and now that's been blown From now on you'll always be on your own