The Swirling Eddies - Urban Legends lyrics

Remember the girl with the bee hive hairdo Stung by a spider in a rat's nest igloo Hook man leavin' his hook on the door After givin' that girlfriend's guy what for Someone put a rat in the deep fry Madman on the phone in the upstairs bedroom Alligators down in the sewer lines I had a tough time believing all that 'till i picked up The vanishing hitchhiker I picked up (the vanishing hitchhiker) He was an angel (the vanishing hitchhiker) I heard him say "stop telling lies." Then he went away Remember the dog in the microwave oven? It was turned to high, now there's nothin' left of him "there's a hatchet k**er hiding in your back seat, ma'am And a rat tail floating in your c**a cola can." At midnight there stood a stranger on the highway Somewhere there abouts, (i think) in corpus christi He smiled and said that he was goin' my way No i couldn't say that i believed in all that 'till i picked up The vanishing hitchhiker I picked up (the vanishing hitchhiker) He was an angel (the vanishing hitchhiker) I heard him say "stop telling lies." Then he went away I get my info from the backward masking I get the Word of God through prayer and fasting J.f.k. is alive and well And kissenger is a beast from hell The face of saint paul in this bu*t roast Assures me that i'm going up to heaven The anti-christ does laundry on the east coast I doubted the most -- did not believe in all that 'till i picked up The vanishing hitchhiker I picked up (the vanishing hitchhiker) He was an angel (the vanishing hitchhiker) I heard him say "stop telling lies." Then he went away