The Swashbuckling Doctors - Puto King of Ska lyrics

V1: There once was a young lad who was a swash doc he ran off when time as a ram was all up he bugled and skanked and ran up and down stage his dancing and antics were all of the rage his trumpet was old and rusted inside and out so play he did not and instead he would shout he knew not of c-minor a-major b-flat al coda, forte oh he knew none of that but time to skank and none could surpa** his knack in the pit and for shaking his a** one night at a show some young la** was impressed and at once it began a royal mess V2: the sight of him dancing inspired her so she spent the whole night, prancing to and fro at once she decided the best in the band was the man on the trumpet and not her husband adoringly praising his bugleling call blinded by reverence seeing no fault and we were all shocked and amazed and confused how could she choose him to stand as her muse no matter how much we a**erted and fought she paid us no mind we were second-rate docs her mind was made up she had picked her favorite and he would not let us forget Chorus: Celeste do you see what a madness you've done his ego's so large it is second to none how could you encourage a self-centered man he's taking us over was that your whole plan together you rule the whole wide world of ska is this what you want a rude boy coup d'etat Don't know what you want i just know what i saw in the song of Celeste and the puto king of ska Trumpet Solo Chorus: Celeste do you see what a madness you've done his ego's so large it is second to none how could you encourage a self-centered man he's taking us over was that your whole plan together you rule the whole wide world of ska is this what you want a rude boy coup d'etat Don't know what you want i just know what i saw in the song of Celeste and the puto king of ska V3: she thought it a joy to give him so much praise adoring him so through his trumpeting days he soaked it all up all he could possibly inflating his ego to capacity she did not take warning Celeste did not care she bought him a crown and a throne for a chair he loved it so much he changed his real name because of the praise from just one single dame to this very day he will call himself "king" and Celeste is to blame for the entire thing he has moved he is gone he is out of this land but he still thinks he's part of the band. Chorus: Celeste do you see what a madness you've done his ego's so large it is second to none how could you encourage a self-centered man he's taking us over was that your whole plan together you rule the whole wide world of ska is this what you want a rude boy coup d'etat Don't know what you want i just know what i saw in the song of Celeste and the puto king of ska