The Swashbuckling Doctors - Tinder Girl lyrics

You think your pic's so nice but it isn't really you just a duck face lie your selfie stick, stupid phone in the middle of the crowd but you're all alone swipe to the left, you've become obsessed with your profile page and things that you text you laugh and make comments so anonymous but you fail to realize that you're just one of them Come on now you're better than that Woah tinder girl you just don't get it It doesn't matter how you Snap Chat tinder girl you just don't get it Pull your head out of your app Woah tinder girl you just don't get it This is why we can't interact Woah tinder girl You got a thousand friends on the internet But nine-ninety-nine you've just never met Phone held tight it's a parasite Show that you care with a trite thumbs-up like Swipe to the right, life is not a web site You can't see the stars through the satellites And you lost yourself in your twitter feed A side of you I wish I didn't read Come on now you're better than that Woah tinder girl you just don't get it Can't you see that you're full of cra- a-a-ap, tinder girl you just don't get it Pull your head out of your app Woah tinder girl you just don't get it This is why we can't interact Woah tinder girl You look so pretty with that rope tied around your wrist You traded reality for ignorant bliss Oh you wear a pretty dress but nobody sees ya