The Swashbuckling Doctors - The League of Extraordinary Presidents lyrics

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The Swashbuckling Doctors - The League of Extraordinary Presidents lyrics

I was 8-finger tapping on my dulcimer hammer With my hardcore band "The Van Ruin Disaster" Distrust the filibust from out there to hereafter Gonna legislate a punk rock reactor Chester A, (what a boss), check out his monocle pork chop mustache and a big wheel bicycle Rudy Hayes, (on the take), do you "Remember the Maine" bust up the strike with a 9-string ba** They'll put our faces on the seven dollar bill 'cause we're the League, of Extraordinary Presidents we toast to excess and opulence You see, our method is strictly expedient to get our way we spare no expense The League, of Extraordinary Presidents we boast no historical precedent You say that we are profane and we're decadent we write the wrongs of an antiquated government got a tip from a Whig thanks to Millard Fillmore he rocks a bigger harem than the family Gilmore Green skinned men start a Mexican turf war Got to represent fulfill the oath that we all swore We made a time machine and invented the internet cold steel fusion a**emble the Aztec build a pyramid to stop the martian invasion Hail gentlemen preserve the birth of a nation no need to panic in the gold medallion standard with the League, of Extraordinary Presidents Yeah bring me all dem Harrisons Mais oui! we are especially extravagant to-night we're running up the deficit The League, of Extraordinary Presidents we fight for American continent no way, are they descending from the firmament dance of d**h on the slopes of the mountain The League of Extraordinary Aztecs We drive a late-model pontiac The League of Extraordinary Aztecs We eat pancakes with ipecac The League of Extraordinary Aztecs Our dance move are volcanic The League of Extraordinary Aztecs Cholula and Chapultepec We fight! Extra terrestrial tyranny! manifest our very own destiny! We fight! For the future of humanity! defend the Statue of the Liberty!