The Swashbuckling Doctors - Deep Skank 9 lyrics

We're on a mission to the edge of space To take ska music to the alien race We got a trumpet and a vulcan grip We're on the tele and we don't take no lip Bring my boots and set my phaser to fun Beam me down from Rude Boy One We found a planet that refuses to dance We got to show them this is our last chance I wanna skank with a green skinned alien Take her to heaven in my boss new millennium I wanna skank with a big bouncy borg babe Don't wait, let's date, let's a**imilate! In Deep skank nine! Dance through space and primetime, We're courting danger we're just skanatonic rangers Deep skank nine! Alien or ensign, Our work ain't done 'till the universe is having fun I tap my badge and reverse polarity We're bending time with our flux capacity Now put the trombone into overdrive And we're skankin' at warp factor five So beam up Vader, Kahn and Boba Fett We'll have a party on the holodeck No villains here unless you count that jerk Who threw an elbow into Captain Kirk He wants to skank with a green skinned alien Take her to heaven in my boss new millennium We wanna skank with a big bouncy borg babe Don't wait, let's date, let's a**imilate! In Deep skank nine! Dance through space and primetime, We're courting danger we're just skanatonic rangers Deep skank nine! Alien or ensign, Our work ain't done 'till the universe is having fun Deep skank nine! Dance through space and primetime, We're courting danger we're just skanatonic rangers Deep skank 8! Alien or - hey what, wait? Hey where's Ivan? Guys, where's my first mate? Deep skank 7! Colton's gone to heaven, we're gonna miss him but we can't abort the mission Deep skank 6! Now we lost our trumpet, Steven got space typhoid cause he's sleeping with an android Deep skank 5! Told Jeno a hundred times, don't fight with a klingon ninja jedi knight Deep skank 4! John fell in love with the borg, and now he's dead or just really really boring Deep skank 3! Best wishes to Calli, she eloped an alien with eyes of blue and skin of green Deep skank 2! eh, Drew, et tu? He left in escape hatch and joined with another crew Deep skank 1! Jackson ate the dilithium, now he's gone and I'm plunging straight into the Sun.