The Star Spangles - Which Of The Two Of Us Is Gonna Burn This House Down? lyrics

You turn the oven on, I'll light a match You stick your head in the oven We'll all go up in one big flash Won't dial nine one one, they shut off the phone I had the money once I'd rather we had a happy home [Chorus:] Which one of the two of us is gonna burn this house down Which one of the two of us will burn it right down Which one of us is gonna burn this house down Tell me so so I can find out So I can try and put it out Because the best thing to do for fire prevention week Is if me and you could just not speak You know how to wind me up, just talk about him Mention his name just one more time And no one's ever gonna see him again Chicken with a lit cigarette don't scare a guy like me You can burn a hole in your hand Just don't burn a hole in the sheets [Chorus] Let me know in advance, so maybe there can be a chance If we line the place with fireproof sheets We'll just make it through the week Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh [x2] You got a big book of matches in your hand Each one you light makes me less of a man That f*ggot in a jacket don't scare a man like me Take it out on him, don't take it out on me [Chorus] Tell me your desire, so I can put out your fire If I see the cops coming down the street I know which one I'm gonna meet [Chorus]