The Squids - Rubber Band Shooter Gun lyrics

So you wanna know What I got your baby for his birthday These things are great I know he's gonna like it It's a rubber band shooter gun It's a rubber band shooter gun It's a rubber band shooter gun It's a rubber band shooter gun I bought your baby a rubber band shooter You better teach him how to use it Or he's going to poke somebody's eye out And if he does Don't come running to me It's a rubber band shooter gun It's a rubber band shooter gun It's a rubber band shooter gun It's a rubber band shooter gun All these people are trying to take the rubber band shooter guns off the shelves If they don't like them Then why do they keep playing with them