The Squids - Every Time She Calls lyrics

Every Time She Calls Music by LaTour Lyrics by Joey Spatafora Performed By The Squids You see I met this girl And one thing led to another And then she called me up on the telephone And then she told me that she loved me And that's pretty good Because every time she calls my name I get a bo*er Every time she calls my name I get a bo*er I take her to movies I take her to restaurants We eat all our favorite foods I take her out dancing Well, she dances I just sit there and watch because I don't dance But it doesn't really matter what we do Because we are in love, and that's pretty good to be in love But you know That every time she calls my name I get a bo*er Oh don't you know You know what I was just with her yesterday Here, smell my fingers Her parents hate me But that's ok, because I hate her parents twice as much as they hate me And I hate her sisters, and I hate her brothers And I hate her little dog "Toto", or "Noodles", or "Dorito's" Or whatever the dog's name is I really don't care because I kick it whenever I see it anyway And every time she calls my name I get a bo*er Oh don't you know