The Squids - 15 Seconds Doesn't Count lyrics

Claude is a virgin And he's 25 years old And he's afraid he's gonna die a virgin So I told him to get a hooker And that's exactly what he did Claude got a hooker For a hundred and fifty bucks And she came over to his house when his mom wasn't home And she stayed for an hour But he only inserted his penis for 15 seconds And that doesn't count You put your penis in And keep your penis in Well, Claude felt good about it Until he told me about it And then his self-esteem Went right back down to below zero Right down along side the curb He thinks he lost his virginity But he really didn't And that's the story of Claude Cuz 15 seconds doesn't count What's wrong with you What the hell did you do for an hour Claude 15 seconds doesn't count You're still a virgin Claude And you took 150 dollars And you threw it right out the window Because she stayed for an hour But you only inserted your penis for 15 seconds And that doesn't count