The Special A.K.A. - What I Like Most About You Is Your Girlfriend lyrics

Hello and how are you and how do you do? And who is that girl standing right next to you? And what is her name and what does she do? I'm looking at her while I'm talking to you Her love must be sweeter than candy Must be stronger than brandy Why does she like you not me? Can I buy you a drink? You seem a decent chap I'm friendly to your face but behind your back What I like most about you is your girlfriend, it's true Her love must be sweeter than candy Must be stronger than brandy Why does she like you not me? I agree with what you say, I think that it's true Your girlfriend has only got one fault, that's you What I like most about you is your girlfriend, it's true When will we meet again and where will it be? Why don't you both come over to my house for tea? I'd rather she came round on her own, yes it's true Your girlfriend is what I like most about you