The Sooper Swag Project - Bought My b**h lyrics

[Pre-Chorus/Chorus] I bought my b**h at the mall I bought my b**h at the mall I saw this b**h, she said she want to ride with me I'm like: "Hell no, you can't ride with me!" [Verse 1: Luscious Duncan] I bought my b**h at a discount price Dick down nice on the clit now I'm spice World gathering, purse and bags, get her all that's happening Mismatch fashion get that a** and I'm smashing it Fabulous, hammer on them - tool time, Tim Allen on them Rip a half a condom off, the pants gone ‘n disappeared Drinking beer at Navy Pier Throwing stones from ferris and pinkie tearing that pink fabric Apple pad coverings We be puffin' bubbly things, muddy drinks end in chunks in sinks and doubly stink on the fudgy seat, you so deceased When it comes to style my tiles look like a lunch for feet b**h I got that fun c*nt sitting right in front of me Mother f**ers wondering how he get that funky steeze Luscious Duncan must be on that sausage link [?] sauce with the [?] You probably bought your b**h out a magazine [Pre-Chorus/Chorus] [Verse 2: Nnamdi] I'd like to request the purchase of a breasty, chestful person With a purse pressed against a hip and a hip [?] like [?] dude I'm rowdy Allow me to get my belly bu*ton all pierced up Procedure delivered by ex-cons with overexposed beer guts She got a [bare/pear?] bu*t so I disregard the Ugg Boots Get bearsty bear grizzly on her, make her shout out "Cubs lose!" She asks me where I stay, how much money that I make "Stop" I told her ?? the soft part ?? the mall gots Hey, it's a mascot, Oompa Loompa spray tan Willy Wonka orange b**hes, say hello to my friends Want to hear our album on the Sooper Swag Bandcamp? D L L D N C D J J D and as for me: I'll be recording in a mansion with a solid gold ostrich Hotter than your doodoo man, my name should have been Hot sh** Drop it in the water man, put it on the pop, b**h Just don't get my shirt wet cause I got it on my last thrift [Verse 3: JD] I bought my b**h at the mall (A'ight?) 99 cents Stacks on the ground all over Forest Gump - I'm trippin' Scottie Pippen pissed off Al Roper Newsflash, I f**ing smoke it Stick a fork in the toaster you're toasted Bagels everything, I'll be smoking mary jane Nnamdi in the mall fountain, girls get soaked'ed Water everywhere, water water everywhere f**ing everywhere, wall posters posted Bogo, I buy b**hes millions Fire sale - everything must go I'm like "Hell yeah you can ride with me!" Take a ride for free Kitty pride inside my fly ride with three All the girls all Asian in this tall Caucasian persuasion with cash waving You're like "Hell yeah, I'll take a ride JD!" I'm so happy It's my party, don't you dare get sappy Don't you dare get snappy, Sooper Swag too cla**y I'll be where the cash be, I'll be where the fans be I'll be where your a** be and that be where I'm tracking Stick a fork in your toaster you're toasted Stick a crown on my head I'm the ocean I'm the fire, I'm the sky, I'm the frozen, I'm the intangible I bought my b**h at the mall [Chorus] I saw this b**h, she said she want to ride with me I'm like: "Hell no, you can't ride with me!"