The Social Services - The Baltic Sea lyrics

Oh, Sweden I'm sorry to say that you're tedious sometimes Your Natural Beauty is unsurpa**ed Your children are healthy and ruddy Your recycling facilities are second to none You're and ethical peace-loving nation You design such great furniture and storage solutions And ma**-produce them too But nobody smiles back at me On the underground on my way to work You're as cold as the Baltic Sea And you close your doors so readily But your lakes are so clean for swimming in Your mountains so white for skiing on Your forests are so full of blueberries Your summer are cloudless skies But nobody smiles back at me On the underground on my way to work You're as cold as the Baltic Sea And you close your doors so readily I can be your friend, I'll come round for tea when your all alone I can make you laugh, chat to you all night long on the phone We can be your friends We can be your friends