The Sitters - Smell It lyrics

[Chorus: Mariah and Morgan] Yo, b**h, smell it! (Ah-ha, ah-ha) Yo, f*ggot, smell it! (Ah-ha, ah-ha) Yo, n***a, smell it! (Ah-ha, ah-ha) Yo, b**h, smell it! Smell my fart! [Verse 1: Mariah] It stinks like a b**h and it shoots like a dart Some may be grossed out, but I'd call it an art They're gettin' kind of wet, so pray it's not a shart Yeah, motherf**er, I'm talking about my motherf**ing farts That's right, f*g, you've got your nose buried in my a** Cause you motherf**ing live for my motherf**ing gas You don't do nothin' but sniff it all day Cause a slave-f*ggot's life is all work and no play While its Mistress sits on her big, fat a** Eating her burritos and increasing in ma** A fart smells best when you've gone on a quest To eat food ga**ier than all of the rest b**h, I only eat at Chipotle and Taco Bell That's solely to make your f*ggot life a livin' hell And when I'm clogged with indigestion, you'll wipe up my sh** That's the Sitters life, motherf**er! I'm lovin' it! [Verse 2: Sarah] Gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas You're lickin' that sh** out my motherf**in' a** Ass-sniffin' is a motherf**in' slavin' task 'Specially when I fart in a f**ing gas mask! I know this sh**'ll probably leave you brokenhearted But you can't breathe nothin' but the air in which I've farted Rub-a-dub-dub, cause I'm overeatin' grub Gettin' my f**in' a** f**in' fattened up I'm in the two-hundreds now, b**h, I ain't gonna stop *long fart noise* sh**, f*ggotbreath, that sh** won't be topped! Cause now you're sniffin' and whiffin' because I've got all the power You smell the enchiladas, tacos, garlic, cauliflower You better f**in' believe that my farts are f**in' cla**y I just guzzled some milk Damn, that sh** makes me ga**y! [Chorus] [Verse 3: Jordan] Your a** is nearly two-hundred pounds smaller than me They say the best sh** in life is the sh** that comes free Well, that saying's kinda funny, because you know it costs money To gas my a** up, now prepare to sniff it, honey! Put some milk in the sunlight and soil it Then I drink it, now I'm on the f**ing toilet My a**hole's a rollercoaster and you just bought a ticket I'm gonna sh** my f**ing brains out and then you're gonna lick it! Yuck, look at that sh**, b**h, it's brownish-green And I think it's got some little bits of food in between Quit gaggin', this sh** probably causes you arousal Now open up wide so you can get yourself a mouthful! Nose-plugs in my nostrils so I can't smell the sh** that I created But this f*ggot'd probably wanna date it Cause he's s**ually attracted to my fecal matter Smush it all in his face until it's smattered and splattered Then I fart in his hair to add insult to injury *wet fart noise* Goddamn! That's the best f**ing fart I've ever ga**ed out in history [Verse 4: Keteri] Smack, smack, a-smackity, smack My a** pounds in your face and eat my f**in' a**-crack Lick it clean, all in between the seams This is the hottest motherf**ing a** you've ever seen! You wanna marry it and f** it right until the end of time A dream for you would be to hear our wedding bells chime You really yearn to be Mr. and Mrs. Keteri's gas You're now f*g and wife! You may now kiss the a**! Oh, n***a, I'll sit on your face 'til it turns black and blue Don't forget about your nut-sack! I'll sit on them too And I'll save the sludgiest fart so it's directly in your eyes Then I'll pop your f**ing head off in between my thighs I'll fart in your face, I'll spray you with mace Face it, f*g, you're now runnin' in the rat race You only live to lick my a**, farts, poops, and a-sweat Aw, f**, I don't care for you! Maybe I'll smother you to d**h [Chorus] [Verse 5: Hunter] Pissin' and sh**tin', fartin' and burpin' And all this f**er's doin' is f**in' lickin' and slurpin' He'll kiss my a** to d**h if it's my command The f**er f**in' folds to all of my demands For my luscious a**, he'll bend over backward Cause he knows that he's a slave and I'm his motherf**in' master He'll take all of the pain, no matter how bad the pain is He'll even s** a piece of sh** right out of my an*s It's the good life I'm livin', it's a great way to be I use the f*ggot's mouth as a toilet seat It don't matter sh** how bad it stinks, he'll always f**in' swallow And so many Plops and Sits have made his f**in' head hollow! He's basically retarded, yeah, a mongoloid When my a** is annoyed, the n***a gets destroyed I'm f**in' twelve feet tall in comparison to this midget Goddammit! Quit movin', f*ggot-face! I hate it when you fidget! [Bridge: Morgan] Lick my a** apart Sniff my every fart Lick my a** apart Even when I shart Life is f**in' hell for a motherf**in' n***a He says I may as well shoot him, pull the motherf**in' trigger [Verse 6: Morgan] I ain't pullin' a trigger, I wanna make a b**h suffer As every day goes by, the sh** gets rougher and rougher Lookin' back at the ol' days, I'm quite amazed We should've been much f**in' harder on his face We were candy-a**es, but now he licks our a**es like candy Havin' a house-n***a is so motherf**in' handy Any f**in' sh** you need for f**in' all eternity The a**es that he licks are so motherf**in' sandy Cause I haven't had a shower in almost a year Anything to f**in' worsen sh** for the queer A co*ks**ing h*mos**ual is all that he is Did I mention that he has a damn tiny penis? It's so small I could squish it with the pinch of my thumb All the a**es to the head have made the f*ggot f**in' dumb s** my sh**, or my farts, yes, my a** or my clit That's the Sitter's life, motherf**er! Holy sh**, I'm lovin' it! [Chorus] [Fadeout bridge]