The Separate Union - Feelin' Petty lyrics

[Intro] Q: Heher BD: Oh wait, are you recording? CC: They can't even hear you, Cheese Q: Dang it [Verse 1: Crispy Cream] So I walked in this b**h, like my name was 'That n***a' Took some shots put my kids in your b**h then I quit her She's a grown up girl, she don't need you as a sitter Stop sweating her, she told me that she wished her dick was bigger. Ouch Man, I came here with my team You know my squad rolls deep like a faded submarine When we come up at the scene we can't help but feel like kings Cause the peasants and the fiends marvel all our nice things Beige Delight and Crispy Cream got you having sweet dreams Now your cravings are uncontrollable, you can't even be sociable My tank is damn close to full, you want the heart I stole from you I'm petty girl, you know it's true [Hook] CC: But you know I had to cut her off cause she stepped on my foot, like CD: What the heck? BD: What the f**? CD: Did she know you was wearing Jordan's, what the hell? CC: Right, n***a, like do you not know? CD: My shoes are worth more than your weave, b**h BD: You're so f**ing gross CC: f** Q: Sharkeisha no! CC: sh** [Verse 2: Beige Delight] Pettiness is key, when you're looking here at me Crispy Cream and Beige Delight spitting fluid like iced tea Chocolate Drop and Quesolupa are reviving the scene This b**h next in line for the f**ing guillotine Because she stepped on my foot f**ed my onion rings Crashed my bike and ate all my f**ing chicken wings Put some paint on my shirt, scratched my arm with her key Assuming makes an a** out of you, not me Being petty is my sh** that's why I'm part of TCB, uhh You're f**ing gross, you're a dunce Now please, let us say it all at once: You're a b**h! You're a f**! Get all your sh** together, put it in your trunk Let the door hit your a** on your way out b**h, I'm petty. Don't you ever f**ing doubt [Hook] Q: Damn! CD: Let it hit you where the good lord split you! BD: Yeah, you just got dicked because you cut me off the freeway. You must be always doin' that, b**h [All]: Dang! BD: It's almost like you wanted your salad tossed, you little b**h! [All]: You know you wanted your salad tossed! BD: Yeah, you better like that little bu*thole, there CD: You got no a**! CC: This n***a gay! [Verse 3: Chocolate Drop] Chivalry is dead, I kick you to the curb if you don't give head Yeah I need a fatty, slim thick, gotta have a fatty And I'm about to steal your girl so don't be mad at me They tell me good p**y sounds like Mac and Cheese Names Chocolate Bop and I come to please (Drop) But, don't you dare try me. I'm petty so that sh** ain't never going to fly by me Act real cool in the beginning. On my horror movie sh**, like the shin-ing (Shining) (Shining, b**h) Imma wait till you're all alone, sitting nice and quiet in your little home Kick in the door, waving the .44 Should of known, don't try me no more! Cops on the chase, trying to dodge a case Once I get away, forget the whole day, letty But I do it all again, cause I'm always hella petty [Verse 4: Queso] I'm colder than an Eskimo, I'm pettier than Petty Joe I write flows, you better not step on my toes Or I'll k** you I'm on this rap, find a way, and I'm so sick of him Cause he put the lights on dim, and I laughed at him Because he laughed at me; two weeks ago when I scraped my knee b**h please! Now you're begging on your knees. How you going to be first player and not me? You came into my house and used my toilet without asking Then you acted like you didn't enjoy the music I'm blasting Hit it Elmo, hit it Elmo. Hit, hit, hit it Elmo! [Elmo Voice] Hey Elmo! I'm the sh** And you know I'm a petty b**h Dorothy with me getting lit but I hate it when the he, she, he n***a lips Come down to Sesame Street and watch me Bust in your teeth, n***a! [Verse 5: Fruity Frank] Fruity Frank on the track, let me tell y'all about the time I was Feelin' Petty, y'all Alright here we go, yo, check, check So I met this good girl named, Bridget She got some real nice titties, no kidding She came up to me asking me for digits God damn, I got horny as f**! So I called over that limousine, damn right we ate that good cuisine. Damn right she slayed those Robin Jeans, those Robin Jeans What did I do? Frank-Dog slowly undressed her, without his knowledge she was surely transgender Hold up pause Bridget got a dick. Holy sh**, she got me sick She put a gun to my head and said, "n***a gotta lit." I looked up at Bridget, and said, "Please, let's watch Netflix." [Outro] Q: Aye yo, Fruity Frank, what'd you do to her? FF: While she slept I put her in a tank of propane, damn she went in flames. I ate her damn spaghetti. God damn I'm Feelin' Petty