The Scaffold - Goodbat Nightman lyrics

God bless all policemen and fighters of crime The thieves go to jail for a very long time They had a hard day helping clean up the town They hang from the mantle these both upside down A gla** of warm blood and then straight up the stairs... Batman and Robin are saying the hurse... (Batman & Robin:) God bless Superman and Superwoman! Aquaman and Aquawoman! Ironman and Ironwoman! Spiderman and Spiderwoman! Plasticman and Plasticwoman! Crazyman an- (Robin:) Be -be -batman.. (Batman:) Yes Robin? (Robin:) Was there ever a Batwoman? (Batman:) There was once, boy wonder, a long time back. (Robin:) Where is she now? (Batman:) I'm afraid she's no longer with us... (Robin:) Oh...you mean...? (Batman:) Yes, she up there in the great balthory up there in the sky... (Robin:) Holy sti-batwoman...what happened? (Batman:) She rather foolishly got in the way of the Batmobile. (Robin:) Suicide? (Batman:) Batricide... (Robin:) Gosh, why didn't I think of that? They locked all the doors and they put out the bat *meow!* They put on the bat-jarmers *We like doing that!* Filled the bat-waterbottles, made the bat-beds With 2 springy bat-ra**es for sleepy bat-heads They're closing their eyes and they're counting black sheep... Batman and Robin are falling asleep... (door opens) (Robin:) W-where are you going Batman? (Batman:) The bedroom! (Robin:) Holyluya! (door closes)