The Scabs (US) - Sloppy Jalopy lyrics

They call me sloppy jalopy I got a whole lot in my head I never get up early baby Just to get out of bed I eat the jalapeno yes I do And then I take a creamy dreamy Hot stinky poo They call me sloppy jalopy I eat ice cream with my honey She makes me laugh sometimes Because you know she's so funny They call me sloppy jalopy I've got t he barbecued buns Because I wear no panties When I back in the sun I pick my nose clean baby Roll the boogers in a ball And I flick 'em at people When I go to the mall I got a big pair of shorts And they're cut off way below the knees I keep my pockets filled up With macaroni and cheese I watch the Larry king So I can fall right to sleep My girlfriends got taste because She thinks I'm a creep I don't watch the news Because I can't stand the sports And my favorite companions Are usually sold in cold quarts I don't take no showers 'Cause I'm a natural dude But I do change my mind Because I hate to be rude I love to do the lambada But I don't do it very well And my hair's always perfect Because I use the styling gel