The Scabs (US) - Pudding & Cheese lyrics

I was free form finger f**king Frieda Late one fiery Friday night My hands were getting lazy But I was driving Frieda crazy So I free form f**ked her till the morning light I was basically bombing Betty's bu*thole In the backseat of her daddy's big black Benz I was huffin and a moanin She was snortin and a groanin And I f**ked that freaked out freshmen to a frenz I was eating Edna's extra enchiladas Easily the best I've ever had They were creamy and delicious And I would've licked her dishes But we were rudely interrupted by her dad I like pudding I like cheese I like your momma on her knees I like cake and candycorn Your daddy watches kiddiep**n I like pudding I like cheese I say welcome thanks and please I like springtime I like fall I like coming when you call I was lickin linda's lovely little lemons While we were lollygagging lying by the lake I told her they were zesty And she got a little testy So she whipped me up a see ya later shake I was sixtynining s**y Sarah Sandler When she went ahead and broke her magic spell I was out in outer space When she farted in my face And my god I thought and died and gone to hell I was teething Traci's tiny suntanned titties While she was doing something crazy with my nuts I said baby where're you going She said boy you'll soon be knowing Then she plunked her pudgy pinky in my bu*t I like ice cold lemonade I like coke and gatorade I like frying in the sun I like having too much fun I like having s** with mom Because that woman's quite the bomb I like playing with my balls But I like coming when you call