The Saurus - The Saurus vs Deffinition lyrics

[Round 1: Deffinition] Yo, what's up ya buncha f**ing c*nts? It's f**ing Deffinition Such a gangsta I got sent to prison Dropped the n-word around some black guys And they just let it slip and pretend I didn't I can beat you at everything like a hand of poker cause this man is broke Those WRC rings are the most expensive things that you own And Harry knows they were made from a plastic mold You'll only get a dollar if you tried to trade them in at Cash 4 Gold But on the bright side that's more than the money you made on what your sh**ty f**ing album sold You have a camel toe like Amber Rose Uno Lavoz f**ed your b**h you fat motherf**er He wifed up some 19 year old groupie in Australia and she made him sleep on the couch Next week Uno Lavoz was eating her out and had his D in her mouth And she told him it was some Mexican guys cleaning the house He was back home checking his social media accounts like "She just tweeted me wow That's the second time this month. It's getting pretty serious now." I mean wasn't it weird when you found her always popping up on Skype wearing sombreros And her favorite s** position was the Eddie Guerrero, Mexican bear hold? Was it weird when you were licking her out that time and started getting an echo Somebody in the back of her vagina screaming, "I said yo." You've been friend zoned by a groupie, don't you think that sh**'s weird? She f**ed Uno Lavoz after you she's practically sleeping her way to mid tier I'm sincere, my motto in life is to punch kids and f** b**hes And if you do 3-0 me this battle will come up missing I'll leave you unlisted f** this sh**, I only took the battle for the free flight and trip This entire round I've just been freestyling it The only thing I did to prepare was compile a list Of all the reasons I was too lazy to write for this Reason one: Time [Round 1: The Saurus] First of all that bullsh** line Lexx Luther dropped was weak If you're gonna spit some Pokemon and Dragon Ball Z sh**, take it to the D Pride show across the street A decade deep in this game, keeping my name strong Before the Vegas heat, when I had to creep through the Bay's fog A beast in a cage, searching for people to face off And build a bridge of bodies piece by piece like the Great Wall Some people remain bosses, other people get laid off He's all bark no bite, this a tree to a chainsaw They're trying to make me put a collar and leash on a stray dog Cause it feels like y'all robbing Peter to pay Paul But nah, this was, pay Peter through PayPal to murder Paul Really ain't sh** he can say now, I heard it all Your curtain calls ready, we serving Salisbury I'll let all y'all be pallbearers when Paul's buried Punches swinging non-stop My penmanship will pendulum him He'll have a small stroke on the canvas, that's impressionism The dead have risen, left will hit him, head is spinning Knock out the possessed that's in him That's the definition of an exorcism But I ain't messing with him, yo you leaving with a broke neck This was supposed to be your big comeback Cause you ain't heard how it goes Def' sh** bring Jefferson Price back, we'll get 'em both stretched You can't back out of this Fiasco, this what you wanted Mos Def (most Def') Yo, there's no question I'll own Def' in a battle, a roast session We can take ten paces and draw like an old western When he starts yelling, start etching this guy's headstone Cause I brought my own metal I don't like Def Tones I will body bag you I heard you and Eur' tried to start a rap crew called Paul & Abdul Time [Round 2: Deffinition] Yo, last year I left and thought I truly had quit I only came back cause Jefferson Price cheated on me but promised we could move to the sticks Nah, see I was a teacher and I had to hide my rapping side On principle a principle had me acting like a pantomime Cause in England if you do rape jokes they'll have you sacked for writing battle rhymes But I swear I forced all the 16 year old girls to cum/come...to the cla** on time I've been writing this battle for ten years, yeah that's my life But if I lose I'll just do the Smack rapper lie And say I got paid and just haven't tried I'll take you back in time to when Spaghetti Face Was in 7th grade and girls would talk to him and he'd try to press escape to get away The only time you got to second base Was playing Call Of Duty when you've captured B and were tasked with defending A And the biggest chest you ever seen is the Legend Of Zelda game You used to spend your Friday nights at freestyle events instead of getting laid So now to make up for it, every day he gets engaged But they always separate, he'll still eat the f**ing wedding cake And poor little Illmac is stuck cleaning up the mess you made It's very strange you're wifeing groupies, what you thinking G? All those women cheat like him poker with hidden queens in his sleeves Once his girlfriend's hit 16 and isn't one who didn't leave All those near misses left you with a few near misses Pete Slow it down I think I may of just dissed you I'll have to go back Mrs. Pete/misses Pete? That sh** is heat! You can disagree but your last fiancee, she's gone Your fiancee before that, she's gone You've had more engagements rings than you've got WRC ones It seems wrong when you've written more marriage vows than battle rounds Just cause you look like Geo dude doesn't mean you have to throw rocks It's ironic girls call you a "grenade" when they're the ones who remove the ring and then go off I won't stop, I leave you staring at the floor the way you see defeat (da feet) Oooohhh, cause I- It's like I featured on your sh**ty album the way you'll see Def' feat' It's like the lunch you had some correctly arrange alphabety spaghetti Cause aye (A) B, you'll see (C) D-E-F eat Your whole crew will get ate and then you'll see Def' eat! What?! That was the best bar of the f**ing event! Time! [Round 2: The Saurus] Alright, those were cool, but I got my own jabs to throw back at him A couple words just for Def/deaf, that's closed captioning I'm the reason you chose battling But after this you won't rap again And that's the thing about imitation that's most flattering Toe tagging him, please test my reflex You keep pressing reset and regress with each step Besides Illmac and E. Ness, I'm thee best O.G. left Let's be real, sh** I'd rather be deaf than be Def' Take a deep breath, I'ma make you mind your business You wish you were Batman but you're the Bane of my existence It ain't just because you're British but it makes a giant difference It's just hard to give him credit, there's no rate of rising interest You did a battle dressed as Batman, I can still remember Even had a costume change, you made a real sweet effort And I understand that Batman's your guilty pleasure But that sh** was so embarra**ing...it k**ed Heath Ledger I know, I'd be mad at him too Too soon, nah it's too late for Bruce Wayne to mutate Stop Two Face from making your b**h blow like a fuel tank The new Bane you best hope that boomerang shoots straight If you take a shot and you miss boy it's Doomsday This the Bluejays roster vers' some UK impostor Who ain't down with action like a Wu-Tang concert And if I really wanted a 3-0 Def' I think I'd just go get a drink Cause he handles his liquor worse than Michael J. Fox handles...anything [Round 3: Deffinition] And a good day to you too sir I'd like to begin by rebu*ting your previous prior claims immediately [?] to that your primary fiancee was meeting me, secretly She performed s**ual acts frequently That one could only describe as showing a lack of true decency My habitat proves you can't imagine the amount of illegal contraband I have consumed within your community You're a man of poor standing and character too If we were to engage in fisticuffs I propose that you would lose Do you wanna scuffle, a tussle? No? Hahaha, exactly as I presumed There's no honor in battling you I mean, even poRich has bodied you hard And he's on day 3, Ground Zero and isn't even top of the card Leaving this for a job wasn't hard, that's why I quit it Cause at the time everyone was trying gimmicks, buying lyrics And the game was lined with snitches like it's Quidditch So if a career comes up over this sh**, you damn right I'll be finished Stop your whining b**hes, you ain't got a business mind so mind your business! See, with me, sky's the limit But you're 33 and still grinding a scene that's defined by basically the blind just leading the blind You're a thesaurus, I thought it would be easy to find A new definition or a different meaning for life Your cheeks have a shine like you've been taking crack now Want some advice on the rock? Lay the smack down I hate this fat clown He'll feel my entire round and just be acting like he doesn't Until I drop a funny bar and he starts nodding like the Muppets I'm back on my evil sh**, I can free and flip Even Dizaster showed up as Eur' just to see me spit You're a loser, now-a-days on fliers you don't even make top billing And in real life you lose more poker games than a James Bond villain Y'all know my slogan Ummm, my sh** is fake, my sh** ain't real, my sh** ain't authentic And y'all can't spell World Domdenation without putting "Dofination" in it Time! [Round 3: The Saurus] Yo, this is not going to be your favorite round A couple years ago Def' lost his job cause in his battles he was acting like a racist clown So he took some time, weighed things out and thought, "I'll just have a break for now." Then called every league he ever battled for and tried to have every battle taken down That is such b**h sh** Such Brit sh** Take credit for years with no accountability for the territory that comes with it? Then spend the last two with your nose up acting like you're above this sh**? Like, "f** battling, I'm done with it Bruv. Innit?" But let me guess, since you did it your whole life has been much different Now you run shipments like a drug business No? Did you become rich yet? No? Then what's up with it? Can you even name one instance that's come up since then Where because you had your battles removed your life was completely uplifted? One tidbit One sign to show us the sun shifted A cop pulled you over for speeding, he was going to write you a dumb ticket But didn't because your battles were unlisted Well you must've missed it a lot cause you came crawling back Couldn't find a better place Thought you had a big new job now and no time to dedicate to this childish little phase Yeah, I guess hypothetically that might've been the case But in reality, once they met you they would've fired you anyways Time