The Saurus - Hollohan vs The Saurus (Title Match) lyrics

[Round 1: The Saurus] This motherf**er is in need of immediate help I beat Prolyfic Scribble '06, Kid Twist '08 and made 15 G's for myself WRC '07, 40 Grand, and defeating Twist and Rich was the first step toward keeping the belt You see, when it's mattered the most, your best MC's have been on the receiving end of a beating I've dealt Which brings us to today It's crazy, history has a strange way of repeating itself Yo, so thank Organik for this freaking match cause he's your master Hoping one day you'll beat Dizaster but you're too busy trying to be Dizaster Quit holding it in He bites him so bad he wants the same opponents as him I heard after this you're going for Jin So y'all are lying if you called this guy a threat I mean, I thought I'd be battling the Hollow I respect But all his time is spent squatting 90 reps Doing lots of lines and rapping he's bothered by Tourettes This motherf**er spends his day watching fitness tapes and lifting weights Just in case he ever wins a race so he can be like "IN YOUR FACE!" I hope the next time you're benching 50 plates the equipment breaks While you're simultaneously injecting H through a syringe that gives you AIDS Yo, now every person in this tournament can be the first to witness Someone finally murder this b**h worst than Twist did But don't act like it's absurd, admit, the nerdy kid deserved to win it I don't give a f** if you can rap 200 words per minute! [Round 1: Hollohan] I'ma start it off slow, keep it chill and kind of quiet I get to make jokes about The Saurus being a father while I'm rhyming I know, you're all as surprised as I am I mean who on Earth would f** you? Look at you, you're a wreck I bet you have the most pathetic s** Sweaty mess, can't catch his breath, hand against his chest Like, "Just a sec!" Your family has been effected by his obsession of multis but he never wanted to force it He even named his daughter Dolores just to have a new multi off of "The Saurus" See, his uncle had multiple sclerosis His family disowned him and made him a social outcast like Nick Nolte When The Saurus walked into the hospital and said "Damn that's a sick multi." But here in Canada it's all about hockey I'd be Crosby, you'd be a figure skater The closest you've ever come to working with an actual artist was helping your daughter become a finger painter But they say, when making jokes about somebody's kid you don't wanna cross the f**ing line Well I'll say, I'll rape and murder your daughter right in front of your f**ing eyes as it's videotaped So I can fall asleep to it every night with it playing back 100 times And you know, the reason I talk about your daughter, your failing career Tell you you have the weakest music, I'm trying to get under your skin But it looks like a thousand flesh eating parasites already beat me to it And you're two time everything Your girl is two timing you with every person you hang with So I'm saying two times two times; you're a f*ggot, you're a f*ggot! [Round 2: The Saurus] Yo, you called yourself Sydney Crosby so you won the gold and that's expected though from y'all But someone still broke the record for most medals overall And in this battle, you ain't scoring at all though I might as well have been born in Toronto Cause you could call The Saurus a combo Brodeur and Luongo Now this isn't gonna be the match that y'all imaged it would be So when I say "f*ggot" don't get mad, cause I mean Hollohan specifically Cause see, I'm collecting some evidence, call me the district attorney So y'all get to witness a murder and sit in as the jury Exhibit A, what exactly about prison rape did you say? You'd grab King Don Juan's ponytail and f** him... b**h, explain to us one single way that isn't gay Nick Lachey Okay, alright Cause that ain't half as strange as what he said to Lavish Language About a nine incher in a guy's sphincter; back to gayness! You see, the picture's very vivid of the life this fairy's living He likes to wear affliction, you know the type that barely fits him Once, his ex lady told me he only get near an erection When he's winking and flexing at his own mirror reflection Other hobbies of this man include; absolutely awful rapping Asking dudes to toss his salad Tanning booths and body waxing This motherf**er is such a gay guy He just took an HIV test and got an A...I.D.S Yo, so y'all can do the math It'll all add up and prove this dude's a f*g He just covers it up, like the white pride tattoo he used to have That sh**'s true, just ask [Round 2: Hollohan] Whatever, listen to this Yo, you really think I go to tanning salons, is that what you think brother? I got a white daddy and a spic mother This is my f**ing natural skin color And yo, some say The Saurus is the perfect candidate for Proactive sh**, I think he looks like some typical bum in an ally I'd smoke crack with But judging by his cheeks features He's either a deep sea creature Or he got fired a long time ago for being the worlds most incompetent bee keeper And you know, here at King Of The Dot, it's clear victories like Tyson with a right to the chin We don't go to overtime every time for the f** of it, here we decisively win And I thought you gambled, but in your battle, no one is walking in with the bills So either everybody's broke or nobody's sharpening their sk**s You know, we talked on Facebook, traded stories of f**ing time girls Like having a little s** talk 'til I thought "Wait a minute. Our time girls are actual time girls. His time girl is Plex Rock." Ayo this is a true fact, it's 2006, Elements League started in Nova Scotia One on one battles openly admitting they're written Drect joined the forum involved and realized this made for way more intricate dissing After a while of being a fan he decided to give it a whirl And that created the largest battle company in the world So don't say that I'm imitating American culture when I try to spit Cause Canadian battle rap is the sole reason that Grind Time exists But seriously, The Saurus, we all used to idolize you For that you should feel a bit prouder We even looked up to you as you crumbled and fell like New Yorkers when those planes hit the twin towers But now when you battle it's like you forfeit You used to be a legend that people worshiped But the book of God is the Bible and that's way more important than a thesaurus/The Saurus [Round 3: The Saurus] Thanks to King Of The Dot, Grind Time will be living forever We'll also have a 100 times more fans because we're bigger and better People act like dude's a skitzo, I wouldn't move an inch though You're the type of fruit to stick a dude's dick through your dick hole Yo, and when people view this sh**, they're gonna read the Youtube info Titled, "Dude from Frisco beats the sh** outta Lou Ferrigno Yo, your whole style's been done before and if you cats ain't heard this He sounds like fast forwarding through one of Pat Stay's verses But y'all think God's a legend? Please What about the footage you thought I'd never see of when you lost to Chedda Cheese? You said you're a genius? I never believed it sh**, in his last battle, God was barely better than Jesus Wait, but now you're stepping to me b**h I could win if all I did was talk how much better my league is While reciting the Pledge Of Allegiance Yo, and people calling you the champ is what I'm sorta confused with If you're a real champ you'd contribute more to the movement If you're a REAL battle champ you'd cut the corny excuses Set up a match on my side of the border and prove it [Round 3: Hollohan] Alright check it, he gon' get mad at me for this But you said when I battled Lavish Language and it was all acting gay sh** And that I'm a sped up version, no! I write ALL of Patrick Stay's sh** We all used to think you were sick so we're still surely proud that you're here But it's ironic, you finally traveled up north to battle just to push you further down in your career Like what the f** happened to you The Saurus? You used to spit some crazy sh** In your last battle you rhymed "Illmaculate" with "f*ggot b**h" You make me sick! And he said he wrote your lyrics, but you never had the fact denied But behind the scenes I give Illmac' his rhymes So you're not actually a fan of either, you're ONLY just a fan of mine But you mastered the craft of talking boring multis sh**, you made it the style to use I took the basic concept of that and I improved Went crazy, add and switched up the entire mood Against Jonny Storm you kicked some double time Well, that's what you tried to do It was you admitted the times anew And that's when I realized The Saurus I always thought that you inspired me but now I know that I inspire YOU So now my path is clear, be the last nail in your casket here and end your rap career You compare me to Dizaster but he's just a wack version of me And he beat you so what did you think would happen here? It's straight up the battle's a clear murder in my mind and yours It's over in three And as a rapper I don't respect you so no there won't be a promo OT This is the last day of your life It's God's judgement you've got today I'll lay a solitary rose to the memory of The Saurus And we'll all just walk away