The Rutles - Piggy in the Middle lyrics

I know you know what you know But you should know by now that you're not me Talk about a month of Sundays Toffee-nosed wet weekend as far as I can see Yes. Hey, diddle diddle (whooo!) The cat and the fiddle (whooo!) Piggy in the middle (whooo!) Do a poo poo Bible punching heavyweight Evangelistic boxing kangaroo Orangutan and anaconda Donald Duck, Mickey Mouse, even Pluto, too Hey, diddle diddle (whooo!) The cat and the fiddle (whooo!) Piggy in the middle (whooo!) Do a poo poo tekraaam ot tnew eiggip elttil siht One man's civilization is another man's jungle, yeah They say revolution's in the air I'm dancing in my underwear 'Cause I don't care Hey diddle diddle (whooo!) The cat and the fiddle (whooo!) Piggy in the middle (whooo!) Do a poo poo Do a poo poo oink oink Walkie-talkie man says "‘ello, ‘ello, ‘ello," With his ballerina boots you can tell he's always on his toes Hanging from a Christmas tree Creeping like the Bogeyman, gettin' up my nose Hey diddle diddle (whooo!) The cat and the fiddle (whooo!) Piggy in the middle (whooo!) Do a poo poo A poo poo Poo ..piggy had roast beef and this little piggy had none This little piggy went WOOOOOOO!! ....all the way home This little piggy went to market And this little piggy stayed home This little piggy had roast beef and this little piggy had none This little piggy went Wooo..oooo! All the way home (oink oink) Now this little piggy went to market And this little piggy stayed at home And This little piggy had roast beef and this little piggy had none This little piggy went Woooo! All the way home, all the way home Now this little piggy went to market And this little piggy stayed at home This little piggy had roast beef! and this little piggy had none! Poor Piggy! This little piggy went... Ooooooooo