The Rutles - My Little Ukelele lyrics

All the world's a stage they say And I've seen many things Standing with my little ukelele in the wings I've seen bearded ladies And strong men with iron bars I've seen cheeky chorus girls Hob-nobbing with the stars Yes, all the world's a stage they say And I've seen many things Standing with my little ukelele in the wings Once a leading lady Was clearly in distress She asked if I could help her With the fasteners on her dress You should have seen the outcome I almost broke me strings! Standing with my little ukelele in the wings I've seen song and dance men Being heckled by cat-calls And a buxon bare-back rider Make a juggler drop his clubs! Yes, all the world's a stage And you won't believe the things I've seen standing with my little... Standing my little... Standing with my little ukelele in the wings!