The Rugburns - Football Tonite lyrics

Sweep up the kitchen Hurry and do the dishes Bring me a beer mab' I'll let you go out with your other b**hes Sweep up the kitchen Could you turn off the goddamn lights? Fetch me the remote control We got football tonite Football tonite Football tonite Did I tell you last week when you cooked for me That fried chicken was a little bit too greasy? Them carrots that you cooked weren't boiled enough Now when you gonna do something right? get off your duff Sweep up the kitchen Hurry and do the dishes Bring me a beer mab' I'll let you go out with your other b**hes Sweep up the kitchen Could you turn off the goddamn lights? Fetch me the remote control We got football tonite Football tonite Football tonite Well, they told me last week at work that my shirts They really weren't ironed that well They told me last week at work that my shirts They really weren't ironed that well, you said, oh, well Sweep up the kitchen Hurry and do the dishes Bring me a beer mab' I'll let you go out with your other b**hes Sweep up the kitchen Could you turn off the goddamn lights? Fetch me the remote control We got football tonite Football tonite Football tonite You been tellin' all your friends that I drink too much Whiskey in the moring and it ain't no crutch I never have time to take a big sh**, man You're always listening to that damn slim whitman Runnin 'round the house with your shower cap on Curlers in your hair, and your toenails long Chunky bar breath and your enquiring mind When I see you in the morning looking like a pork rind You snivel to your momma and you say you can't cope Well this ain't thirty-something and you ain't hope, now Sweep up the kitchen Hurry and do the dishes Bring me a beer mab' I'll let you go out with your other b**hes Sweep up the kitchen Could you turn off the goddamn lights? Fetch me the remote control We got football tonite Football tonite Football tonite