The Rohan Theatre Band - Pretty Girl lyrics

Have you ever wished you were a pretty girl, With a dainty pair of ankles to display? And a pretty bum that wiggles, In a pretty little dress? And a set of curves that makes men look your way? And do you ever wish you had the golden locks? And lashes you could flutter as you flirt? And the ruby lips you see in a thousand magazines? And a bosom that is elegant and pert? Oh I often wish I were pretty girl, With pretty clothes to dance about all day, And a pretty girly laugh, And a pretty girly pout, And a smile that makes things always go my way. And if I were a pretty girl, I'd understand the girly world, I'd know the girly secrets of the heart. And I'd understand the pain , And I'd understand the love, And the fear and the excitement from the start. And if I were a pretty girl, I'd watch myself undress, And touch myself where only I could know. But since I'm not a pretty girl I'll have to be content, To find a pretty woman of my own, of my own, To find a pretty woman of my own.