The Rohan Theatre Band - Everybody's Happy to Be Dead lyrics

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The Rohan Theatre Band - Everybody's Happy to Be Dead lyrics

Will all patrons please remain seated Oh we all know that it's over when it's over And we've all longed to hear the fat b**h sing And when the daily grind just isn't worth the bother any more And in our dreams the coffin bells all ring Oh we all know when the final boat is leaving When the time has come to join a different band But the priests have always promised us there's no need to be scared For everybody's happy to be dead When they're dead Everybody's happy to be dead So it is said Everybody's happy to be dead Oh we all know when the dream is turning sour When the time has come to rest our heads in peace And when, after stormy seas our ship is safely moored at harbour And out worn out hearts can wrap themselves in sleep We all know when the world is slipping from us And it never rains during cemetery hours But the priests have always promised us there's no need to be scared For everybody's happy to be dead When they're dead Everybody's happy to be dead So it is said Everybody's happy to be dead And I've often seen black sails on the horizon And I've often felt the Reaper at my side And St. Peter shakes his keys at me, and Hades co*ks his hat And the Boatman waits to offer me a ride Oh I often hear the horns of old Valhalla And the Elysian fields are open wide But the priests have always promised us there's no need to be scared For everybody's happy to be dead When they're dead Everybody's happy to be dead So it is said Everybody's happy to be dead