The Real Mckenzies - Too Many Fingers lyrics

Two pipers with time on their hands Took gold and won the competition "First place" We earned the right To drink for free until the next daylight From that pub we should have flown It was packed to the rafters With back-stabbing drones And squads of blowing fascist pipers Squirming around like nests of vipers Wailing like babies in dirty diapers Their earsplitting skirl Assaulted our ears We guzzle our drinks as we ran My head hurts so bad Rolling in pain Give me one more chance I won't do it again So I took a shot of scotch Straight to my brain This is how the whole thing started Just yesterday Twisted drunk kicked out to the street For s**ing back whiskey Like pups on a teat Arm in arm we found our way home To get some sleep And it's already dawn Making worse the best of intent Hoping my mother Is not at this event "Still drunk" Staggered and spent There was marching and piping And nests of vipers Wailing like babies in dirty diapers Their earsplitting skirl Assaulted our ears But now there was nowhere to run My head hurts so bad Rolling in pain Give me one more chance I won't do it again So I took a shot of scotch Straight to my brain This is how the whole thing started [Speaking:] Here the highland games We finally arrived. In hot pursuit of the only cure known to man for our temporary illnesses. But instead of the whisky cure, We found hell. Hell of the worst kind! Hell in the form of decibels! 500 skirling pipers, squealing, squawking...