The Ralph Sall Experience - Rock Me Sexy Jesus lyrics

(Intro) [GIRLS] He's totally the man The man with the plan He traveled through time in an awesome custom van Moralistically, he taught us to be good How to set our souls free and do all the sh** we should Now we do the right deed We go to church and such And we stopped smoking weed Well, at least not as much And we can't forget to mention the golden rule Do unto others as you would have them (Slam! Bam! Spank you ma'am!) Do unto you! (Chorus) [ENSEMBLE] Rock me, rock me, rock me s**y Jesus! He died for our sins, you gotta believe us Rock me, rock me, rock me s**y Jesus All night long Rock me, rock me, rock me s**y Jesus! We're really amazed, you gotta believe us Rock me, rock me, rock me s**y Jesus All night long [GIRLS] He lays down science, really blows my mind But he's also got abs that transcend space and time He's the son of God And that's really cool But he's got a swimmer's bod Like nobody do [ENSEMBLE] Rock me, rock me, rock me s**y Jesus! He died for our sins, you gotta believe us Rock me, rock me, rock me s**y Jesus All night long [GIRLS] Immaculate conception really makes my day [BOYS] But the dude's got lats that make me feel gay [ENSEMBLE] Turn the other cheek is really showing cla** But I think it's really s**y when he kicks Satan's a** Kicks Satan's a**! Kicks Satan's a**! Rock me, rock me, rock me s**y Jesus! He died for our sins, you gotta believe us Rock me, rock me, rock me s**y Jesus All night long Rock me, rock me, rock me s**y Jesus! We're really amazed, you gotta believe us Rock me, rock me, rock me s**y Jesus All night long (dance break) [ENSEMBLE] Jesus H. Christ! Rock me, rock me, rock me s**y Jesus! We're really amazed, you gotta believe us His moralistic ways totally ease us His Zen zing zang is gonna appease us Rock me, rock me, rock me s**y Jesus! His holiest of ways ain't never gonna leave us Rock me, rock me, rock me s**y Jesus! All night long Rock me, rock me, rock me s**y Jesus! All night long All night long All night long