The Rainmakers - The Lakeview Man lyrics

Betty called the sheriff and said come quick Somebody broke in my freezer and stole all my steaks The dog is still hiding, the sheriff said ma'am Sounds to me like the Lakeview Man The Lakeview Man is a wild man Lives in the woods outside of town Howls at the moon, listen if you can And you might hear the Lakeview Man Some say he was a soldier who came home from war All in one piece but with emotional scars Agree on the story, argue about the date Vietnam or the War Between the States Chorus I took the shortcut to the river last night A beard and a blur in the long beam lights We drank a few beers, skipped a few stones And I drove a little faster on my way back home A dog disappears, a cow is found dead A chicken is missing, found missing it's head Shotgun gone, print in the sand Two toes shy, the Lakeview Man Chorus Repeat Chorus