The Queers - Cut It Dude lyrics

All the guys that look oh so stupid And I wanna know why All the girls get so impressed It makes me wanna die All that long hair makes me whine It's '95 not '69 I don't think it'es very nice Guys looking like Jesus Christ Big fat ugly jocks with hairdos Look like f**ing clowns And everyone knows they're just The biggest jerks around I'm asking you on bending knees Change that hairdo won't you please Lose that ponytail, you'll see That you'd be so cool like me Won't you won't you cut it, dude Won't you won't you cut it, dude Won't you won't you cut it, dude Then you'd be so cool like me