The Queers - I Can't Stop Farting lyrics

Last night I had burritos and drank a lot of beer And now a funny smell is emanating from my rear My girlfriend tries to hold her nose and falls into a swoon I got a problem and I don't know what to do... HELP! I can't stop farting [x4] My flatulent a** sounds like 27 ducks I sit and try to take a sh** but I'm sh** outta luck Mt sphincter rears it's ugly head as I clear out the room I gotta problem and I don't know what to do... HELP! I can't stop farting...