The Queers - No Tit lyrics

She's flat as a board and I just don't care No tit, no tit My friends are always wondering No tit, no tit I'd rather not mention a thing But oh what can I do I know I shouldn't pick on her But goddammit it's true She's got no tit, She's got no tit She's got no tit [x3] It's no matter big or small No tit,no tit Your s**ist chatter bores us all No tit, no tit They say I'm missing out on life, That I'm being deprived, But I love my girl and she loves me So don't laugh and act snide [Chorus] I'd rather not mention a thing But oh what can I do I know I shouldn't pick on her But goddammit it's true She's got no tit