The Queers - Just Say Cunt lyrics

I think it's so stupid Girls won't say this word Like asking everyone to not say sh**, say turd Fall back 5 yards it's time to punt I think "gash" is offensive Not to mention rude And I don't think about eating it When I'm eating food There once was some dude on T.V. His name was Alan Funt Just say c*nt Just say c*nt Just say c*nt Just say c*nt [Motherf**ing lead guitar] I hope you're not offended By this little tune of mine So girls please don't start to flip out To say c*nt is no crime The littlest piglet in the litter is called the runt [Chorus]