The Presidents of the United States of America - Back Porch lyrics

Happy with no teeth Happy here in hibernation Slurpin' on a peach Starin' at the situation Kitty at my foot Meowin' out a conversation Rockin' back 'n' forth That's my only destination Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch And that old man is me Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch And that Me, ow Wow, wow, wow Got a two string on my lap Total subsonic vacation Got chicken on the drums Poundin' out a perfect prescription Got twenty little worms All plug into amplification Got fifteen hundred ba** drum luggin', bug-eyed monkeys All arriving at the station Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch And that old man is me Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch And that Me, ow Whoa, whoa, whoa Chris: I'm sittin' on the back porch kickin' my legs back rockin' in my rockin' chair, just sittin' there On the little back porch it's about to fall apart so I think I might repair it Just as I'm thinkin about repairin' it some little friends come along With some two string, one string, no string guitars (Hey, Chris, wanna jam?) And they plug them all into the back porch And they sit around playing all their favorite songs And kickin back feelin' real good, real fine, real full of the wine And everything's fine, everything's beautiful, everything's great And I just feel so good; you know I'm seventy years old And I'm slurpin' everything through a straw Dave: I'm sittin' here on the back porch just eatin' chocolate pudding Through a straw And I heated it up on a little Sterno stove Tastes just like a warm body fluid goin' down Little players comin' 'round Pluggin' in their instruments feelin' good about themselves Singin' original songs by the original masters And I'm sittin' there on the porch Rockin' back 'n' forth in my little old chair But I'm an old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch And that old man is me Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch And that