The Planet Smashers - Romeo lyrics

My girlfriend is a lesbian Not even bi-s**ual Am I just a thespian Acting out Romeo? We cruise chicks together We dress in real fake leather But sometimes the weather, It gets to hot... We can kiss like mothers We can sleep like brothers We can walk like lovers, But thats as far as it goes And so I do not hesitate To hope one day that she turns straight And if that day never comes, Then make me a lesbian