The Pilot Kids - "Pop Star!" lyrics

[Intro] Pilot Kids!! Whoa, whoa... Donrique, where's the auto-tune? Can you please turn the auto-tune on? Yes...yes...YES! [Hook] I wanna be a pop star! (hey, hey) I wish I were a pop star! (hey, hey) I think I'll be a pop star! This is my movie grab the candy and the popcorn! And sing... Ayyyyyyy Ayyyyyyy Ayyyyyyy This is my life as a pop star! [Verse 1 : Jonny] Do you ever feel like a plastic bag? No, I'm totally awesome-- girl you could ask my fans I'm at your sister's Sweet 16, yeah that's my master plan And when I'm rappin' at that laptop camera clap your hands Clap (x12) Do that dance! I'm straight up beamin' and schemin' I got them in a trance So when that waitress asks my name I say "I'm famous as hell, lady can't you tell?" Cuz I got cash and three tattoos I smoke d** and I drink booze Naked pictures on my phone "Hey so how old are you?" -- "I'm still in high school" "Whoa, feelin' like a douche bag" This is what I deal with all the time But this is what I wanted all my life [Hook] [Verse 2 : Jonny] I got a feeling...woo-hoo That tonight's gonna be a good night That's what I tell myself as I look in the mirror "Uh, are you talkin' to me?" Yeah, I feel like I'm Deniro Body lookin' like Hercules I feel like I'm a hero And if you disagree "f** you".... Cee-Lo I seen this shorty walkin' by me Tried to tell her who I was and she straight up denied me Told her all about these record labels tryna sign me She wasn't buyin' it, I don't think she liked me She said-- "I don't think tattoos are hot... I don't drink and I don't smoke pot... Naked pictures on your phone? You're disgusting, these girls look 15!" "I found that out afterwards!" This is what I deal with all the time But this is what I wanted all my life [Bridge] And when it all fades away And all that's left from the night before is the memory of today You gotta keep movin' You gotta keep movin' We gotta keep movin' Yeah [Hook] I wanna be a pop star! (hey, hey) I wish I were a pop star! (hey, hey) I think I'll be a pop star! Live in the future and you're already a pop star! And sing... Ayyyy Ayyyy Ayyyy This is my life as a pop star! [Outro] And in conclusion, we are all pop stars It doesn't matter how much money you have, where you come from, or who you know This is 2012, people I'd like to thank the internet for making it excrutiatingly easy to follow your dreams Just grab a camera you can make yourself a pop star!