The Pilot Kids - Kiss Me, I'm A DJ lyrics

[Verse 1] It's been a minute since seventh grade, hasn't it? I think our last interaction was after middle school band practice I was that dude that you were laughing at You played the flute, I played the clarinet You caught me staring in your direction and you told your friends And I was so embarra**ed that I told the nurse to send me home cuz I was sick Wrote you this letter saying “Sorry if I creeped you out, but I just think you're beautiful and I didn't mean to freak you out!” Your boyfriend? I wasn't half as tall as him And he would school me on the court when we played basketball in gym And I would compensate by rapping and creating little beats Sold my sh** for 5 bucks, but I gave you one for free Well— yesterday I got this inbox on Facebook From you saying “Jonny, we haven't talked in ages!” And you miss me You heard my sh** and you just want me to know you're listening Well, isn't that funny baby? Cuz actually, my pad's fully booked I can't even keep track of these b**hes! You mad honey? You probably wanna [Chorus] Kiss me, I'm a DJ And I been makin' music since Before you even knew that sh** was cool Who's the fool now? Cuz next time that you see me You'll be in the crowd screamin' out my name [Verse 2] I can't believe it's happening again! This time it's even worse, she was actually my friend We were 16, on the same track team She was like 5'9”, I was like 5'3” And I get it— we would have looked off with each other Cuz I really kind of looked like your little brother But you didn't have to lie and say we didn't hook up When you know damn well that we did, for a month! During lunch, we met under the stairwell You gave me head once and told me not to dare tell We didn't talk at all during college I heard you're an alcoholic and you failed out! Now you're like, “I heard you got signed and you're moving to LA!” Yeah, something like that— yo, remember tenth grade? When you showed me what it felt like to straight up get played? Now you see me getting paid, so you wanna get laid? You're lame to an insane degree Now you're less ashamed of me? Ho, you plain' make believe! You're never gonna [Chorus] Kiss me, I'm a DJ And I been makin' music since Before you even knew that sh** was cool Who's the fool now? Cuz next time that you see me You'll be in the crowd screamin' out my name [Verse 3] I kind of get the feeling that this is the last time I'll ever be able to live in the past And what I mean is— my regular life is fleeting Cuz everything I've been seeing is quite different than last night People were treating me like sh** in a bag Why is it that, as I climb up on this ladder, I find getting the cash is why b**hes react? If I'm living too fast, I might just hit the gas! Might get in a crash! Slice myself in half! Wipe my f**ing hands, then try that sh** again! I don't give a damn! Get off of the freeway! I am not a DJ, I am in a band! ("Yeah! Instruments! You know we got instruments!”) [Chorus] (x2) Kiss me, I'm a DJ And I been makin' music since Before you even knew that sh** was cool Who's the fool now? Cuz next time that you see me You'll be in the crowd screamin' out my name (You snooze, you lose)