The Ozark Mountain Daredevils - Horse Trader lyrics

(GUITAR INTRO) Well, please please respond, I'll take offers from y'all And I'm bound to get my money back some day Lookin' for a bargain, you just call, take you a little or take it all But it's good that I don't keep records anyway Don't go looking for anything new, find ya a used one that will do Things get better after several years of age Don't you never buy new and pay on time, when you can get a used one for a dime Well a book's no good, if someone turned the page Kick it on the tire, now brother, slap it on the hood Wouldn't tell you nothin' if it weren't no good Look him in the teeth, now brother, look him in the eye I guarantee that he'll never die And it's your good luck to know an old horse trader like me (ELECTRIC GUITAR SLIDE SOLO) Don't go lookin' for anyone new, someone used will surely do Someone faded from a lonely trip for two Someone ripped me in the past, someone driven' hard and fast It's your choice now baby, don't leave for someone new Don't you do it Kick it on the tire, now brother, slap it on the hood Wouldn't tell you nothin' if it weren't no good Look him in the teeth, now brother, look him in the eye I guarantee that he'll never die And it's your good luck to know an old horse trader like me Yes, it's your good luck to know an old horse trader like me Yes it is Don't you know it is? Yes, it is Lyrics are copyright 19??, Steve Canaday