The Only Ones - As My Wife Says lyrics

As my wife says This must be true love I don't believe her but she Knows me well enough I recognise the symptoms But I don't ever listen To such morbid hysteria, ha ha With your mannequin posture To think that I almost lost ya Such a soigné thing to do Your expression teases Then it almost pleases But I don't mind Pa**ing time this way, hey hey Daily love so gaily Cry in bed alone tonight Hope one day you're going under Stuck at home with a kid, it's frightening You know I'm faster than lightning