The Notorious Cherry Bombs - It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day ... lyrics

She used to call me baby I thought she was such a lady But my how things have changed since times moved on I give her my last dollar Now all she'll do is holler Oh my life has become a country song I've learned she can't resist me By the way she always disses me And comes to bed at night with that cold cream on Sometimes I might feel frisky But these days its just too risky It's hard to kiss the lips at night That chew your a** out all day long All day long It goes on and on If a tree fell in the forest And she didn't hear it Would I still be wrong I guess I should admit it She ain't never gonna quit it It's hard to kiss the lips at night That chew your a** out all day long Man I remember when her eyes used to be so blue and shiny God you oughta see what's happened to her heiny Her what? Her heiny Man that thing is big enough to land a small plane on Small plane? I used to roll her in the clover But thank God those days are over It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your a** out all day long All day long She goes on and on If someday they drop the big one I'd say, "Sweet Jesus she's gonna finally leave me alone" It's all right if we say it Cause the radio won't play it It's hard to kiss the lips at night That chew your a** out all day long It's hard to kiss the lips at night That chew your a** out all day long