The Muppets - Pachalafaka lyrics

Man: (Spoken) Ah Turkey, land of my dreams. Oh the Turkish delights, the Turkish women, the coffee, the towels. In every way my heart belongs to Turkey. But lo, what lovely eastern maiden approacheth? Maiden: (Spoken) Pachalafaka Man: (Sang) Pachalafaka, pachalafaka They whisper it all over Turkey Pachalafaka, pachalafaka It sounds so romantic and perky Oh, I know that phrase Will make me thrill always For it reminds me of you, my sweet Just the mention of That tender word of love Gives my heart a jerkish Turkish beat I won't say c'est bon Or l'amour toujours For they can't express what I'm feeling Even maresydoats or Other foreign quotes Don't seem to be quite so appealing But pachalafaka! Pachalafaka! Takes me back with you to pa**ionate desert scenes And it's there we'll stay 'Till the very day We find out what pachalafaka means We find out what pachalafaka means!