The Muppets - Lydia the Tattooed Lady lyrics

Kermit: Lydia, oh Lydia Say, have you met Lydia? Lydia The Tattooed Lady She has eyes that folks adore so And a torso even more so Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclopedia Oh Lydia The Queen of Tattoo On her back is The Battle of Waterloo Beside it, The Wreck of the Hesperus too And proudly above waves the red, white, and blue You can learn a lot from Lydia! La-da-da...da-da-dum La-da-da...da-da-dum She can give you a view of the world in tattoo If you step up and tell her where For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paree Or Washington crossing The Delaware La-da-da...da-da-dum Oooh-Doo-Doo...doo-doo... Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia? Oh Lydia The Tattooed Lady When her muscles start relaxin' Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson Lydia, oh Lydia, oh have you met Lydia Oh Lydia The Champ of them all She once swept an Admiral clear off his feet The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat And now the old boy's in command of the fleet For he went and married Lydia!