The Moviegoers - Exgirlfrens lyrics

Too many exgirlfens For one man to take I'll meet you in the next world, friend If they let us have our cake Can't go to parties At least not anymore Without running into 1 or 2 or 3 or 4 [Chorus] You gotta letters to send When you've got a lot exgirlfrens A lot of letters to send When they all want to be your friend I can't go to the grocery Without a periscope One just might be In detergents and soaps now Some are married Some are overseas I'll try to keep in touch If writer's cramp don't k** me [Chorus] Too many exgirlfrens To bring together in one room You'd probably get sick from The mixture of all that perfume I can't go to parties Why should I I might run into Sam or Lorelei or Jane [Chorus]