The Motion Sick - Surfin' Retiree lyrics

I used to surf most everyday From Waikiki to Mauna Lua Bay Until one day my baby Said to me She said I don't wanna surf with you no more I got a dozen guys on a dozen shores And right about then I hung up my board to be Just another surfing retiree Surfing Surfing Retiree No more sand or sun for me Since my baby left me on the beach Now I'm just another surfing retiree Then one day she came back With her pride hang tenned And her board all cracked And she begged me to hear what she had to say She said I can't even surf no more I broke my back on a dozen shores And right now I'm hanging up my board to be Just another surfing retiree Surfing Surfing Retiree No more sand or sun for me Since my baby found me on the beach Now she's my little surfing retiree