The Moaning Myrtles - Prefects Are Hot lyrics

There's a really neat trick I learned when you're dead You can walk through walls and not hurt your head Bedrooms and bathrooms are all fair game So I followed some Prefects and spied without shame Bathrooms are great places for peep shows Cedric Diggory's really hot without his clothes A screeching egg's secret he was trying to find He knew I was watching but he didn't seem to mind d**h is way more fun with bubbles That's what I say d**h is way more fun with bubbles Mostly every day d**h is way more fun with bubbles Myrtle likes to play d**h is way more fun with bubbles When they melt away Prefects are freakin' hot in any season You know they call me Moaning Myrtle for a reason Went looking for some Prefects in the bathroom one day But instead I found Harry and so I said "hey" I helped him solve the mystery of the egg But I'd like to solve the mystery between his legs I hope that Harry drowns tomorrow in the lake So that our honeymoon we can take You know that ghosts have working 'natomies What's better than that - we don't get STD's! Prefects are hot