The Moaning Myrtles - Don't Throw That Book at Me lyrics

No one likes me I can tell Sitting in the U-Bend Disregarding the smell Go take a pee It's all fine and well But don't throw that book at me You'll go to hell Chorus My life was full of misery And you're still mean to me And though I've taken my last breath Now you're ruining my d**h Contemplating suicide From what Peeves said Then I remembered I'm already dead Wanted peace and quiet Look what I got instead Nothing but a stupid book Falling through my head Chorus Let's all throw books at Myrtle Because she is dead And you'll win fifty points If it goes through her head Let's all throw books at Myrtle While she's trying to pee But just wait till it's your turn And you'll be sorry Don't throw that book at me, Ginny Don't throw that book at me, Ginny Chorus Don't throw that book at me, Ginny Don't throw that book at me, Ginny