The Minus 5 - The Rifleman lyrics

Did you See the rifleman, did you see that episode Every crofart in the country got to see his little head explode Just a loaded Texas tin star who tried to fill his boots With bullets from a stocking Christmas morn' He was mourning for the old marine who had not ... died And he saw himself upon the screen a ... with a hero's pride He was a longneck Texas twister that pulled the patriot out From a ... magazine's and shelves Did you see the rifleman, did you see our friend McCane He was rather cane then able with a messenger to back his brain And the loudmouth Texas tippler missed the golden olden days With bullets in a stocking Christmas morn' Did you see the rifleman Did you see the rifleman 'Cause he used to hunt jackrabbits on the cemetery side Till he skint the one all fat with sack of seven baby's still inside But he left the mess behind the bush but the memory from his mind ... watching whistle down the wind Did you see the rifleman, when he climbed up to the sky They had to ... prize is right, so that everyone could see him fly Just a trail of tracers' legacy like a jet that never came down And they ran a background check to mark the grace Just goes to show Well it just goes to show In cases such as these you never, never, never can loose