The Mighty Regis - Take Me Home lyrics

I lost my job at the mill today Now I can't go home I lost my will to work that way Now I can't go home I lost my money so I cannot pay Now I can't go home I'm good and drunk, when I walk I sway Now I can't go home Two, three, four I feel like a fight 'cause I hate your face Well I'm the king of this whole damn place 'Scuse me, Miss, I'm a big disgrace Will you take me home Well get your feckin' mitts off of me I invented history So damn drunk that I cannot see Wil you take me home Well what the hell are you looking at? You're an ugly fella and your lady's fat Hey put down that baseball bat Just take me home Take me home I really don't mean to act like this I just want to go home Had a couple whiskeys got good and pissed Want to go home My girl ran away and took my shoes Now I want to go home My only friends are smokes and booze Now I want to go home Two, three, four My name's Dan Kelly and I got no hope I once brawled with the Holy Pope I'm a bit outta hand could you get a rope Tie me up and take me home Can I lift that truck? You can bet your a** Keep the camera rollin' 'cause I'm kinda fast Thanks a lot, this has been a blast Will ya take me home? Well, one more pint then I'll leave, I swear Not too proud to pull your hair Lock me up and get me outta here Just take me home Take me home I'm hurtin' for certain, my story's done I'm goin' home I'm goin' home I've reached the end, my race is run I'm goin' home I'm goin' home I'll see you again, smile on my face I'm goin' home I'm goin' home You're in my heart, 'tis a special place Now we'll all go home Two, three, four One more pint then I'll leave, I swear Well, I'm not too proud to pull your hair Lock me up and get me outta here Just take me home Take me home Take me home