The Mighty Regis - Scotland (You Owe Us) lyrics

We don't have that much in common We don't even sound alike I've never been to Scotland I got me own bagpipes Keep your double-O seven We got Remington Steele My f**ing pride is Irish I don't care what you feel (Chorus) Scotland, you're not all that great Scotland, you fill us with hate Scotland, don't make a big fuss Scotland, you owe us Still earing kilts and knee socks That sh**e's getting old If it wasn't for the Guinness We'd f**ing run the globe I saw the movie Braveheart No big deal to me If not for the Irish You wouldn't be free (Spoken rant) (Chorus) Scotch ain't the only whiskey We have Jameson with our stout I don't care for Ewan MacGregor So Paddy knocked him out Have Edinburgh, Scotland We've got Cliffs of Mohr Our tourist are drunk They'll skip your f**ing tour Eat up all that haggis With potatoes we feast Wath that mouth there Scotty You'll be Ireland East (Chorus 2x)