The Mighty Regis - Me Mother Became A Werewolf lyrics

Me mother became a werewolf I swear to you it's true Me mother became a werewolf Oh what the hell am I to do One minute she's making short bread Now we keep her in a zoo Me mother became a werewolf Oh I miss her homemade stew Walking home on a Sunday morning On that country road in Clare I heard a strange howling Riding on the air The sight of her was paralyzing All I could do was stare Me dear Ma was a werewolf Covered head to toe in hair I called my brother Gavin To run and get his gun We're off chasing Mommy Come on we're losing sun She's quicker than a drunk scared rabbit Don't it sound like hell of fun Me poor mother is a werewolf We can't stop 'til we're done Off to the hills of Kerry To Galway's gleaming shore Our once sweet loving mother Now rotten to the core One bullet wouldn't do it, man It must have taken four We're a bunch of Paddy's on Ireland's werewolf hunting tour Me mother became a werewolf I swear to you it's true Me mother became a werewolf Oh what the hell are we to do We caught her in County Sligo Hiding in O'Hara's pub She growled and bit at Old Mikey Left his hand a bloody stub Gavin pulled that cool hair trigger Mom hit the floor with a flub Me mother shot and wailing so we Gave her furry belly a rub Six years since that Easter Sunday When our mommy went away And all over Ireland you can Hear the people say If your mother becomes a werewolf Don't consider it a sin Just give a call to the werewolf wranglers Young Franky and Gavin Me mother became a werewolf I swear to you it's true Me mother became a werewolf Oh what the hell are we to do One minute she's making short bread Now we keep her in a zoo Me mother became a werewolf Oh I miss her homemade stew What the hell are we to do We keep her in a zoo I swear to you it's true Aaahhhh-men